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:26:13
I wanna tell you a story
:26:16
I wanna tell you about my town
:26:19
I wanna tell you a story about people
:26:29
Not this morning. Uh-uh.
:26:31
Les change topics. Does anybody
have an opinion, a viewpoint...

:26:34
on something going on now
called Ed TV?

:26:37
Oh! This is a new low point
in American culture.

:26:41
You're being kind.
You're being way too kind.

:26:59
Brushin' my teeth.
:27:01
They never bothered
to pick a guy with any talent.

:27:04
Or even anything to say.
:27:06
They seem to celebrate
the fact that the guy's a boob.

:27:10
Sort of a joyous celebration
of boobery. Thas what it is.

:27:13
Take it easy.
:27:17
- Hey, Ed, your show stinks.
- What a loser!

:27:22
Hey, Ed, you want my autograph?
:27:25
Okeydokey.
:27:35
Ten dollars?
:27:37
You're telling me now
you want $10 to walk my dog?

:27:40
Listen, we had a deal,
you little eight-year-old bastard.

:27:44
I'll tell you what.
Keep the dog.

:27:49
Who is it?
:27:51
- Who is it?
- Is me, Ed, buddy.

:27:54
Ed? Just kiddin'. How you doin'?
:27:57
Good. You ready to watch the game?
:27:59
Actually, no. I'm a little bit sleepy.
I'm tired, exhausted...


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