:49:02
Ray, if you're watching...
:49:03
- Who the hell'd be watching this.
- Did you hear this?
:49:06
I got the payment, buddy. This money's
for you! To pay back that loan!
:49:10
Is for you, brother! Come on.
:49:12
What do we do when we're happy?
Chicken dance, baby.
:49:18
Come on, I know you're doin' it
wherever you are.
:49:20
If I was doin' it,
I wouldn't do it like that.
:49:23
I'm on for another month
:49:29
Faster
:49:32
Fingers start shakin'
:49:38
Everybody back up, please.
:49:44
Please, clear a path to the car.
:49:46
Get off, man.
:49:55
Four weeks ago, no one in America
had ever heard of Ed Pekurny.
:49:59
Today this 31-year-old
video store clerk...
:50:01
has become something of an American
icon, a national obsession.
:50:06
Honestly?
:50:08
I try not to go to the bathroom
until Ed goes to the bathroom...
:50:11
so I don't miss anything.
:50:13
- The idea just came to me.
- Sure, it came to you
because I brought it to you.
:50:18
I'm not a... I'm not a guy who works
by committee. I'm a one-man show.
:50:22
What do you guys
think about Shari?
:50:24
She's needy!
I don't like her.
:50:26
She's too tall.
Is, like, abnormal.
:50:29
Yeah. She creeps me out.
She's always, ''Get away! ''
:50:33
I mean,
who does she think she is?
:50:35
I know!
And she's so bony!
:50:37
Like to me, this Shari's
like nothing, right?
:50:40
She's not even hot.
I mean, Eïs a celebrity.
:50:43
If that was me,
I'd be dating the goods.
:50:45
There's like something wrong with her.
She's definitely not hot.
:50:49
Not hot, not hot. No way.
:50:51
She is a heat-free being.
:50:55
Hello? Hi, here you go.
:50:57
Oh, hi, yeah. I've been
waiting for this. Thank you.
:50:59
- Y'all watching Ed TV, right?
- Sign right here, please.