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has become something of an American
icon, a national obsession.
:50:06
Honestly?
:50:08
I try not to go to the bathroom
until Ed goes to the bathroom...
:50:11
so I don't miss anything.
:50:13
- The idea just came to me.
- Sure, it came to you
because I brought it to you.
:50:18
I'm not a... I'm not a guy who works
by committee. I'm a one-man show.
:50:22
What do you guys
think about Shari?
:50:24
She's needy!
I don't like her.
:50:26
She's too tall.
Is, like, abnormal.
:50:29
Yeah. She creeps me out.
She's always, ''Get away! ''
:50:33
I mean,
who does she think she is?
:50:35
I know!
And she's so bony!
:50:37
Like to me, this Shari's
like nothing, right?
:50:40
She's not even hot.
I mean, Eïs a celebrity.
:50:43
If that was me,
I'd be dating the goods.
:50:45
There's like something wrong with her.
She's definitely not hot.
:50:49
Not hot, not hot. No way.
:50:51
She is a heat-free being.
:50:55
Hello? Hi, here you go.
:50:57
Oh, hi, yeah. I've been
waiting for this. Thank you.
:50:59
- Y'all watching Ed TV, right?
- Sign right here, please.
:51:01
Whas up with Shari? Eïs girlfriend,
Shari? What is up with that bitch?
:51:06
Ed, honey, look,
:51:08
when you get tired
of that skanky ho,
:51:12
come see me, baby.
:51:25
Check out the moves!
:51:27
Watch this one.
:51:29
Oh, she's down.
:51:31
Get outta here.
:51:33
Shari!
:51:35
Whoo!
:51:36
Hi.
:51:38
Come pile on!
Set down the groceries.
:51:44
Come here!
:51:46
Where're you goin', baby?
:51:50
No, we're not gonna
do it today, Shari.
:51:53
- I'm gonna go get ready.
- Baby! Hey, is everything all right?
:51:58
My truck broke down,
and I got stuck in the rain.