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:52:01
I called the company,
and no one came to get me.

:52:04
- Rita!
- Just a second.

:52:06
- Don't they give you a hat?
- Some dorky kid stole it as a souvenir.

:52:11
That sucks.
:52:14
I'm kinda glad that he did,
'cause, goddamn, you look sexy.

:52:20
Ed, I don't wanna be
on television anymore.

:52:26
Shari, how's that gonna work?
:52:28
I have been trying, okay?
:52:34
But maybe we should just
hold off on seeing each other...

:52:38
until you are done
with all of this.

:52:46
You're outta there, baby!
All right? Yeah!

:52:48
I knew it was gonna happen!
I told you!

:52:50
- Thas a little extreme, isn't it?
- I can't take it anymore.

:52:53
- I have no privacy.
- Oh, boo-hoo.

:52:57
Even now I'm crying, and I can't stop,
and they won't leave.

:53:01
And now is gonna be
another month!

:53:03
- Everybody hates me.
- Nobody hates you. Why are you...

:53:06
- Who hates you?
- A poll, Ed!

:53:09
U.S.A. Today:
''Ls Shari Good Enough For Ed? ''

:53:12
Seventy-one percent
of the people said no.

:53:14
Who cares about what they say?
I don't care.

:53:17
No, I do care. You know what?
Shame on everybody!

:53:21
She's cryin' over here,
and is all your fault.

:53:24
At least the 71% of you.
The other...

:53:27
- Twenty-nine.
- Twenty-nine percent.

:53:31
You're smart!
Isn't she smart?

:53:35
God, she's sexy with
the wet hair and everything.

:53:37
And she's funny.
:53:39
She's really funny, too.
She really is!

:53:43
Oh! Shari, do that, that Love Coroner
skit you did at the pool hall.

:53:49
Is so fucking great. Is great.
Okay. Okay, baby? Set?

:53:53
Back up, get a wide shot
of this, okay.

:53:55
All right, baby, remember...
Whoo-whoo-whoo.

:53:57
Thas the punch line, all right?
You got a whole runway.


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