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And now is gonna be
another month!

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- Everybody hates me.
- Nobody hates you. Why are you...

:53:06
- Who hates you?
- A poll, Ed!

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U.S.A. Today:
''Ls Shari Good Enough For Ed? ''

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Seventy-one percent
of the people said no.

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Who cares about what they say?
I don't care.

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No, I do care. You know what?
Shame on everybody!

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She's cryin' over here,
and is all your fault.

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At least the 71% of you.
The other...

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- Twenty-nine.
- Twenty-nine percent.

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You're smart!
Isn't she smart?

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God, she's sexy with
the wet hair and everything.

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And she's funny.
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She's really funny, too.
She really is!

:53:43
Oh! Shari, do that, that Love Coroner
skit you did at the pool hall.

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Is so fucking great. Is great.
Okay. Okay, baby? Set?

:53:53
Back up, get a wide shot
of this, okay.

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All right, baby, remember...
Whoo-whoo-whoo.

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Thas the punch line, all right?
You got a whole runway.

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Are you set to pop?
Ones and twos and... Look right here.

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What... are you doing?
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Do the thing.
Do the skit, you know.

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You want me to entertain
your audience?

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What is this, Ed?
An audition to be your girlfriend...

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because I'm not good enough for you?
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No! Shari, thas not it!
Come on, Shari!

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- Psycho chick.
- Damaged goods, bro. Do not accept, man.

:54:34
Man, this is stupid.
''Ls Shari Good Enough For Ed? ''

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Who the hell am I, huh?
Who do you think I should be dating?

:54:40
There's a list!
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Really?
:54:55
Ed?

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