Forces of Nature
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:20:02
What's your story, Ben ?
What's down in Savannah ?

:20:04
- My wedding, Vic.
- No kiddin'. That's great.

:20:07
- lsn't that great ?
- Yeah, it's a blessing.

:20:09
- First marriage ?
- That l know of, yeah.

:20:12
Yeah, l was married once.
:20:15
One day l walk into the house
and l hear the shower runnin'.

:20:18
l had Chinese tood with me, figurin'
it wouId be a nice romantic surprise.

:20:22
She starts singin'
in the shower.

:20:24
What's that song ?
""Up in the sky'' ? ""Up with the eagles'' ?

:20:27
- '"Wind Beneath My Wings.''
Very touching song.
- ""Wind Beneath My Wings.''

:20:30
Suddenly there's another
voice in the shower with her.

:20:34
- Oh, no.
- A baritone.

:20:36
Uh-oh.
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Now it's a treakin' duet.
:20:40
So l walk in the bathroom and
there she is... with my brother.

:20:43
- Oh !
- l grab my brother and throw
him through the window naked.

:20:47
He broke his leg
in two difterent places.

:20:50
Dare we ask what,
uh, became of your wife ?

:20:53
l put the wind beneath her ass
and sent her packin'. Divorced her.

:20:56
She never got a penny,
the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig.

:21:01
What about you, sweetheart ?
What's your story ?

:21:03
l'm going down to visit my brother
and hang out with my nephew.

:21:07
That's nice. Kids.
:21:09
- Yep. Got any ?
- Nah. But l see 'em all over.

:21:14
Come on, come on
:21:19
So what else have you
jacket copywritten ?

:21:22
What else did l do ?
The low point of my career was...

:21:26
l did the blurb
tor a thriller...

:21:30
about a woman--
an archaeologist--

:21:32
who tinds love
in the pyramids.

:21:35
lt was called
Me And My Pharaoh.

:21:37
- l have that book.
- No, you don't.

:21:39
Yes, l do. ""A scintillating tale
ot erotic mummitication.''

:21:44
l wrote that line.
:21:46
Oh, my God ! That's
why I bought the book.

:21:48
Anybody who could tind embalming
either scintillating or erotic...

:21:52
had to be read.
:21:54
- It was brilliant.
- Well, you know, l mean,
it's all about adjectives.

:21:59
l was gonna go with ""engaging tale
ot erotic mummitication'' tirst.


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