Forces of Nature
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:21:01
What about you, sweetheart ?
What's your story ?

:21:03
l'm going down to visit my brother
and hang out with my nephew.

:21:07
That's nice. Kids.
:21:09
- Yep. Got any ?
- Nah. But l see 'em all over.

:21:14
Come on, come on
:21:19
So what else have you
jacket copywritten ?

:21:22
What else did l do ?
The low point of my career was...

:21:26
l did the blurb
tor a thriller...

:21:30
about a woman--
an archaeologist--

:21:32
who tinds love
in the pyramids.

:21:35
lt was called
Me And My Pharaoh.

:21:37
- l have that book.
- No, you don't.

:21:39
Yes, l do. ""A scintillating tale
ot erotic mummitication.''

:21:44
l wrote that line.
:21:46
Oh, my God ! That's
why I bought the book.

:21:48
Anybody who could tind embalming
either scintillating or erotic...

:21:52
had to be read.
:21:54
- It was brilliant.
- Well, you know, l mean,
it's all about adjectives.

:21:59
l was gonna go with ""engaging tale
ot erotic mummitication'' tirst.

:22:02
- But then l said, no, scintillating.
- Right on the money.

:22:04
lt's still selling now,
but at least l get to write.

:22:08
What do you do ?
:22:10
l haven't settled down
to one particular thing yet.

:22:14
Worked at galleries, sold cars,
tried out tor ""Aladdin On lce.''

:22:17
Um, wedding videographer.
:22:21
l got fired, though, because
apparently nobody wants a crash zoom...

:22:24
to the priest
during the ceremony.

:22:27
l was a exotic dancer,
hostess at the New York auto show.

:22:31
- That's a gift.
- Yeah.

:22:33
Let's see. What else ?
:22:35
- ls there anything else ?
- l don't think so.

:22:38
- Kids, we should get goin'.
- You got it, Vic.

:22:41
Two wayward travelers stuck
in a Geo with a guy named Vic.

:22:46
[ Chattering ]
:22:49
Don't you think this is
just a little bit over the top ?

:22:52
Oh, so what it it is ?
:22:54
Knock, knock.
:22:56
- Steve ! How are you ?
- l'm good, real good.


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