Guest House Paradiso
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:13:04
(Grinding and smashing)
:13:07
I can particularly recommend
this one.

:13:10
- Which one?
- This page with all the wines.

:13:14
It's a bit early for us.
:13:16
What are you doing up, then?
:13:19
Too early for wine, Eddie.
Go and help Chef.

:13:22
Help Chef? But you know
Chef and I don't get on.

:13:27
This is an emergency -
I'll do Pascal's job out here,

:13:31
you do Pascal's job in there, OK?
:13:34
OK.
:13:36
Now, what would you like?
:13:39
(Banging and shouting)
:13:53
(Banging and crashing stops)
:13:56
Now, then. What would you like?
:14:05
Chef's hurt himself.
:14:08
How badly?
:14:09
lndescribably badly. He hit his head
on a frying pan 17 times.

:14:16
(Eddie screams)
:14:18
- You cook.
- I can't.

:14:20
- Nor could Chef.
- Right.

:14:23
- Now, then...
- (Banging)

:14:25
(Sighs) How can I help you?
:14:28
Where are your eggs from?
:14:31
Hen's vaginas.
:14:34
Ah...
:14:37
We'd like two
full English breakfasts,

:14:41
freshly squeezed orange juice,
:14:43
coffee for one - ground not instant -
:14:45
tea for one,
lightly toasted wholemeal bread,

:14:49
and don't overcook the kidneys.
:14:51
Boiled egg as usual, Mrs Foxfur?
:14:54
Oh, yes, please.
:14:56
Thought so.
:14:57
Excuse me, I'll deal
with important guests first.


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