Guest House Paradiso
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:14:05
Chef's hurt himself.
:14:08
How badly?
:14:09
lndescribably badly. He hit his head
on a frying pan 17 times.

:14:16
(Eddie screams)
:14:18
- You cook.
- I can't.

:14:20
- Nor could Chef.
- Right.

:14:23
- Now, then...
- (Banging)

:14:25
(Sighs) How can I help you?
:14:28
Where are your eggs from?
:14:31
Hen's vaginas.
:14:34
Ah...
:14:37
We'd like two
full English breakfasts,

:14:41
freshly squeezed orange juice,
:14:43
coffee for one - ground not instant -
:14:45
tea for one,
lightly toasted wholemeal bread,

:14:49
and don't overcook the kidneys.
:14:51
Boiled egg as usual, Mrs Foxfur?
:14:54
Oh, yes, please.
:14:56
Thought so.
:14:57
Excuse me, I'll deal
with important guests first.

:15:01
Oh, for Christ's sake!
:15:07
Ahem.
:15:09
Pheeb! One boiled egg.
:15:16
Pheeb! Hello?
:15:19
'Pheeb! Hello?'
:15:21
Yes, hello. One boiled egg.
:15:25
'Pheeb! Hello?'
:15:27
Yes, hello!
:15:29
'Pheeb! Who is it?'
:15:33
Pheeb! It's Mr Thwaite.
:15:34
'Pheeb! He's not here.
Can I take a message?'

:15:41
Look, it's me! Stop embarrassing me
and just take the order!

:15:47
(Eddie yelps)
:15:53
One boiled... Damn!
:15:55
Pheeb! One boiled... Oh,
forget pheeb. One boiled egg!


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