Idle Hands

l didn't kill anybody on purpose.
Yeah, well, we weren't in hell.
There was this bright light
at the end of a long tunnel.

There were all these chicks' voices.
And that music.

Kind of uncool music, like Enya.
And these chicks were saying...
...'' Come to us.
Come towards the light.''

So what happened?
We figured, fuck it.
l mean, it was really far.
l've got to ask.
What's with the hand?

lt doesn't obey me at all.
The only thing l can come up with is,
it's possessed.

Do you guys know anything
about Satan or evil or...?

But we know somebody who does.
Did you know them well?
Not really.
Yeah, they were great.
l just feel really bad, you know,
because l was always so mean to them.

Like this one time, they asked me
to go on a double-date...

...and l thought they were 'tards,
because there's only one of me.

So l told them to go blow each other.
Did they?
The way you treated them...