Jakob the Liar
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:16:17
Russians are on their way
:16:23
-Kowalsky!
-We're closed. We're closed.

:16:26
-Time to open!
-Leave me alone. Go away!

:16:31
What are you doing?
:16:32
-You can't kill yourself.
-You got a reason why not?

:16:35
Yeah, I have a good one.
:16:38
That's just between you and me.
:16:40
Yesterday evening
something very funny happened.

:16:44
Actually, not that funny.
You might not find it funny.

:16:48
-It's where I caught this cold-
-Get to the point.

:16:51
The point is, my friend, yesterday after
curfew, I was in the Kommandantur-

:16:56
-Are you an informer?
-Are you out of your mind?

:16:59
No Jew leaves the Kommandantur
alive except informers.

:17:02
Don't tell me lies.
I'm desperate, not stupid.

:17:05
Get out of here, please.
Please leave me alone.

:17:08
Go ahead.
:17:09
People will say Kowalsky
didn't keep his part of a bargain.

:17:14
I'm entitled to
daily shaves and haircuts.

:17:17
In exchange, you can eat
all the pancakes you want in my café.

:17:21
You haven't made any for 3 years.
:17:23
What can I do?
The Germans don't let potatoes in.

:17:26
But your beard keeps growing.
:17:28
That's not my fault.
A deaI's a deaI.

:17:34
Oh, good.
:17:35
What are you complaining about?
You have a dull razor.

:17:38
Sit down.
:17:40
Barber with a dull razor
is like a blind moyl.

:17:42
No insults. Sit down, please.
Here we go.

:17:48
Here. Enough.
:17:52
Good. Enough!

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