:13:02
Well, then...
:13:04
Tell him l can't
eat meat.
:13:06
Fowl, l mean.
:13:10
Right, tell him that.
:13:13
Speaking of fowl...
:13:16
lf a rooster lays an egg
:13:18
on the border between
Spain and France,
:13:21
which country's egg is it?
:13:25
Spain's!
:13:26
Why Spain?
:13:27
We have bigger balls!
:13:33
- What do you say?
- Roosters don't lay eggs.
:13:36
Very good, Moncho. That's
the right answer.
:13:40
Moncho,
:13:42
sit there, with Roque.
:13:50
Romualdo, you can start
the dictation.
:13:55
''A cold and grey...
:14:00
winter...'' Next line.
:14:04
''...afternoon.''
:14:07
Period.
:14:08
l shat my pants
my first day of school.
:14:14
- Hello.
- Hello, son.
:14:16
Don Gregorio doesn't hit!
:14:17
- Really?
- Really.
:14:19
And he returned some capons
:14:22
to a powerful rich man.
:14:23
Who said that?
:14:24
His son, José María, told me.
:14:27
His dad's more powerful
than the mayor.
:14:30
And the capons?
:14:32
A gift to the teacher
to make his son learn.
:14:35
But his son won't study.
:14:36
He says he'll be
a big shot anyway.
:14:46
Know where potatoes
come from?
:14:49
From fields, where else?
:14:51
They come from America.
:14:54
Don't be ridiculous.
:14:56
lt's true!
Don Gregorio said so!
:14:58
Before Colombus,
there were no potatoes in Spain.