Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:49:01
I think you need help.
:49:04
Bar steward, can we have
a coupla drinks, please.

:49:06
Have you seen your dad?
:49:08
Hatchet sent
one of his men round.

:49:11
Oh, shit. When?
:49:15
Crazy.
:49:28
Where'd you get these,
a fucking museum?

:49:31
Nick the Greek.
:49:34
How much did you part with?
:49:35
700 for the pair.
:49:37
Drachmas, I hope.
:49:39
I'd feel safer
with a chicken drumstick.

:49:42
These are gonna do
more harm than good.

:49:46
Jesus, Tom. Do these work?
:49:48
I don't know. Look nice though.
I rather like 'em.

:49:52
That's top of priorities,
that is.

:49:54
Ladies, back to more important
issues, if you don't mind.

:49:58
We've only got two real guns -
apparently that's what they are.

:50:02
So we find a good place
to hide next door.

:50:04
We wait till it's the right
time, then jack-in-the-box,

:50:07
Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em
in gaffer tape, nick their van,

:50:11
swap the gear into the new van
and bring it back here.

:50:14
As long as we're out
of our hiding places quickly,

:50:17
it's the last thing
you'd expect.

:50:20
If Tom or anyone else feels
like giving 'em a kicking,

:50:23
I'm sure it won't do any harm.
:50:26
Yeah, little bit of pain
never hurt anybody.

:50:29
If you know what I mean.
:50:31
Also, I think knives
are a good idea.

:50:35
Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
:50:37
Ones that look like
they could skin a crocodile.

:50:40
Knives are good because
they don't make any noise.

:50:44
The less noise they make, the
more likely we are to use 'em.

:50:47
Shit 'em right up.
:50:49
Makes it look
like we're serious.

:50:52
Guns for show,
knives for a pro.

:50:57
Soap, is there something
we should know about you?


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