Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:50:02
So we find a good place
to hide next door.

:50:04
We wait till it's the right
time, then jack-in-the-box,

:50:07
Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em
in gaffer tape, nick their van,

:50:11
swap the gear into the new van
and bring it back here.

:50:14
As long as we're out
of our hiding places quickly,

:50:17
it's the last thing
you'd expect.

:50:20
If Tom or anyone else feels
like giving 'em a kicking,

:50:23
I'm sure it won't do any harm.
:50:26
Yeah, little bit of pain
never hurt anybody.

:50:29
If you know what I mean.
:50:31
Also, I think knives
are a good idea.

:50:35
Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
:50:37
Ones that look like
they could skin a crocodile.

:50:40
Knives are good because
they don't make any noise.

:50:44
The less noise they make, the
more likely we are to use 'em.

:50:47
Shit 'em right up.
:50:49
Makes it look
like we're serious.

:50:52
Guns for show,
knives for a pro.

:50:57
Soap, is there something
we should know about you?

:51:00
I'm not sure what's more
worrying, the job or your past?

:51:06
Come on, girls.
:51:21
Where the fuck are they going?
Shift a piano?

:51:24
I thought this was meant
to be a robbery.

:51:26
Where'd they get those outfits?
:51:28
Not a bad idea that.
:51:31
All right, it's Plank.
Is Willie there?

:51:33
No, I'm afraid he's not.
He's out at the moment.

:51:36
Perhaps you can help.
:51:38
Perhaps I can't,
if you know what I mean.

:51:41
If you could open the door so
I could talk without shouting.

:51:45
I can't help.
:51:46
You'll find
it's in your interest.

:51:49
Hold on, OK?
:51:51
Willie, it's Plank for you.
He says it's in our interest.

:51:55
I don't care if it's
King-fucking-Kong,

:51:57
he's not coming in here,
not today.

:51:59
Hold on. We are in business
and...correct me if I'm wrong


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