Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:03:00
Nick the Greek, a pleasure.
Tom, what have you eaten?

:03:04
- I was telling him...
- Enough!

:03:06
You two, join me in my office.
:03:12
So how much is it, Tom?
:03:14
You know how much, Nick.
:03:15
- And that includes the amp?
- No.

:03:18
That does not include the amp.
:03:20
Shit, Tom. I thought
it included the amp.

:03:22
It doesn't. I'll throw in
one of these telephones,

:03:26
but it does not include the amp.
:03:29
Very nice.
:03:31
I hope it includes the speakers.
:03:33
It doesn't include
the speakers or the amp.

:03:35
It's not supposed to include
me getting the hump

:03:39
with your questions.
You want it, you buy it.

:03:41
What else do I get?
:03:43
A gold-plated Rolls Royce,
if you pay for it.

:03:44
Don't know, Tom.
Seems expensive.

:03:47
Seems...this seems
to be a waste of my time.

:03:51
That is 900 nicker
in any shop,

:03:54
and you're complaining
about 200?

:03:56
What school of finance
did you study?

:03:58
It's a deal, it's a steal.
:04:00
It's the sale
of the fucking century.

:04:02
In fact, I'll keep it.
:04:04
All right, keep your alans on.
:04:10
Here's a ton.
:04:12
Jesus Christ!
:04:15
You could choke
a dozen donkeys on that.

:04:16
You're haggling over 100 pound.
:04:18
What d'you do when
you're not buying stereos -

:04:21
finance revolutions?
:04:22
£100 is still £100.
:04:24
Not when the price is £200.
:04:26
Not when you've got Liberia's
deficit in your sky rocket.

:04:29
Tighter than a duck's butt!
:04:31
Let me feel
the fibre of your fabric.

:04:38
'The skinny one is Tom.
:04:40
'He's the entrepreneur
of the bunch.

:04:42
'He's got
a couple of dirty fingers

:04:44
'in a couple of dirty pies.
:04:46
'Nick, however,
has made it his business

:04:48
'to have all 20
fat fingers and toes

:04:50
'in every dirty, bent
and stolen pie in London.'

:04:53
'Between them, there ain't much
you can't get hold of.'


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