:04:00
It's the sale
of the fucking century.
:04:02
In fact, I'll keep it.
:04:04
All right, keep your alans on.
:04:10
Here's a ton.
:04:12
Jesus Christ!
:04:15
You could choke
a dozen donkeys on that.
:04:16
You're haggling over 100 pound.
:04:18
What d'you do when
you're not buying stereos -
:04:21
finance revolutions?
:04:22
£100 is still £100.
:04:24
Not when the price is £200.
:04:26
Not when you've got Liberia's
deficit in your sky rocket.
:04:29
Tighter than a duck's butt!
:04:31
Let me feel
the fibre of your fabric.
:04:38
'The skinny one is Tom.
:04:40
'He's the entrepreneur
of the bunch.
:04:42
'He's got
a couple of dirty fingers
:04:44
'in a couple of dirty pies.
:04:46
'Nick, however,
has made it his business
:04:48
'to have all 20
fat fingers and toes
:04:50
'in every dirty, bent
and stolen pie in London.'
:04:53
'Between them, there ain't much
you can't get hold of.'
:05:00
That's my 25 grand.
:05:01
It took me a long time to earn,
so treat it with respect.
:05:05
What about the chef?
:05:23
What've you come as?
:05:26
Cupid, stupid.
:05:28
That's the last time
I get fruit off you, Tom.
:05:30
There was more small armoured
things in it than fruit.
:05:35
You should open a butchers,
not a grocers.
:05:37
If you order stuff
from Kathmandu,
:05:39
don't be surprised
if it picks up a few tourists.
:05:42
Anyway, enough.
Where's the money?
:05:45
Keep your fingers
out of my soup!
:05:48
'Soap is called Soap
:05:50
'because he keeps his hands
clean of unlawful behaviour.
:05:53
'He's proud of his job
and more proud it's legal.
:05:56
'He represents the more
sensible side of the four.'