:34:02
Jesus!
:34:03
Never saw you there.
:34:05
Hello, love,
enjoying yourself?
:34:08
Is she compos?
:34:10
What do you think?
:34:14
Boo!
:34:15
Fuck me!
:34:17
Clean that up, Charles.
:34:19
Sod you, you clean it up.
:34:21
Sorry, fellas, that stupid cow
scared the life out of me!
:34:25
Never mind. Can you just
sit down, stay out the way?
:34:32
How much is it you want?
:34:34
I'm...after an half weight.
:34:38
That's 1,500.
Pass the scales, Willie.
:34:43
Give us some gear, J.
:34:48
Any chance of actually
seeing the...money?
:35:00
The odds are 100-1.
:35:03
All we need is five grand.
:35:05
I'd rather put my money
on a three-legged rockin' horse.
:35:08
Those odds are for a good
reason, Bacon - it won't win!
:35:13
- Where's Eddie?
- Where do you think?
:35:16
The bottom of a bottle,
has been for two days.
:35:19
- It's hit him hard.
- It's hit us all hard!
:35:23
He's got to tell his dad
he's about to lose his bar.
:35:25
Listen to this one.
:35:27
You start a company -
"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club"
:35:30
- You what?
- Put an advert in a gay mag,
:35:33
advertising the latest
in arse-intruding dildos.
:35:37
You sell it with...
:35:39
"Does what no other
dildo can do until now.
:35:42
"The latest and greatest
in sexual technology.
:35:44
"Guaranteed results."
All that bollocks.
:35:46
These dils cost 25 quid a pop -
:35:49
a snip for the pleasure
they'll give the recipients.
:35:52
They send their cheques
to the other company name.
:35:55
Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits"
or something, for 25 quid.
:35:59
You stick it in the bank
until it clears.