:13:01
All right!
:13:22
Whoo!
:13:24
- [Applause Quiets]
- [Foreign Accent]
Thank you very much.
:13:28
Hey, I really enjoyed your set.
:13:31
I didn't mean to startle you.
I really liked what you did out there.
:13:34
Thank you very much.
:13:38
So I understand
you're from Lithuania.
:13:42
No, I am from Caspiar.
:13:47
Caspiar, huh?
:13:49
It is a very small island
in the Caspian Sea.
:13:54
It sunk.
:13:56
Oh, I'm sorry. Uh--
[Clears Throat]
:13:59
Look, uh, I'm probably
out of my mind,
:14:02
but I think you're
very interesting,
:14:04
and if you ever need representation,
we should talk.
:14:08
Okay.
:14:11
"George Shapiro."
[Normal Voice] Mr. Shapiro.
:14:16
Wow.
:14:18
- It is an honor, sir.
- Caspiar, huh?
:14:22
I wanna be the biggest star
in the world.
:14:26
Well, people
love comedians.
:14:28
I'm not a comedian.
I don't do jokes.
:14:30
I don't even know what's funny.
I'm a song-and-dance man.
:14:33
- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
:14:35
Uh, I particularly suggest
the lotus root.
:14:46
[Sighs]
:14:49
Um, but y-y-you, uh,
:14:52
you know, you show
a lot of promise.
:14:54
And my concern is
I don't know where to book you.
:14:58
You're not a stand-up,
and, uh,