:14:02
but I think you're
very interesting,
:14:04
and if you ever need representation,
we should talk.
:14:08
Okay.
:14:11
"George Shapiro."
[Normal Voice] Mr. Shapiro.
:14:16
Wow.
:14:18
- It is an honor, sir.
- Caspiar, huh?
:14:22
I wanna be the biggest star
in the world.
:14:26
Well, people
love comedians.
:14:28
I'm not a comedian.
I don't do jokes.
:14:30
I don't even know what's funny.
I'm a song-and-dance man.
:14:33
- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
:14:35
Uh, I particularly suggest
the lotus root.
:14:46
[Sighs]
:14:49
Um, but y-y-you, uh,
:14:52
you know, you show
a lot of promise.
:14:54
And my concern is
I don't know where to book you.
:14:58
You're not a stand-up,
and, uh,
:15:00
your act doesn't exactly
translate itself to film, so--
:15:08
Um--
:15:11
So help me.
Where do you see yourself?
:15:14
Well, I've always wanted
to play Carnegie Hall.
:15:18
[Laughing]
That's funny.
:15:25
See, I don't want to go
for cheap laughs.
:15:27
I want real gut reactions.
:15:30
I want the audience
to have gone through an experience.
:15:33
They love me, they hate me,
they walk out. It's all great.
:15:36
- Andy, you got a little something--
- Hmm?
:15:40
- Oh.
- [Blows Air Out Nose]
:15:45
When I'm famous,
I'm gonna sell these,
:15:48
as worn by Andy Kaufman.
:15:50
You can have this one.
:15:52
It's probably gonna be worth a lot
'cause it was actually up my nose.
:15:57
You're insane!