:02:13
MICHAEL:
$2,000, gentleman in the striped tie there.
:02:16
$3,000, Yvonne on the telephone.
$4,000. $5,000.
:02:19
$6,000. $7,000. $8,000.
:02:23
Against the telephone at $8,000.
:02:25
Against the room at $8,000.
Anyone canjoin in.
:02:28
Thank you. $9,000. $10,000.
:02:30
$11,000. $12,000. Any more?
:02:33
She's still talking,
but now she's got her mum on the line.
:02:36
So, sold to you, sir, for $12,000.
:02:38
You are bidder number 909.
:02:42
Moving on. Lot number 84.
:02:45
Oil on canvas, dated 1870.
:02:47
La Femme Chez Aube, which translates as:
:02:52
''Woman with massive bottom. ''
:02:54
This one is signed by Rudolf Waldemar...
:02:57
...authenticated by no less
than Dr. Briskind...
:02:59
...and bidding up here at $14,000.
:03:03
$15,000 at the back.
$16,000, lady left of the center aisle.
:03:06
$17,000. $18,000.
:03:08
$19,000. $20,000.
:03:09
$21,000. $22,000.
:03:12
$23,000.
:03:14
No more?
:03:16
All through.
:03:17
All done. And.... Yes! Thank you, sir.
:03:20
New bidder. Gentleman
on the left of the aisle, $24,000.
:03:24
Not really. It's a crueljoke.
:03:26
Sold to you, sir, for $23,000...
:03:28
...or $11,500 per buttock.
:03:31
[Laughter]
:03:32
Lot number 85.
:03:33
German school. Öd und klar ist das Meer.
:03:43
Right.
:03:45
This is very embarrassing.
:03:47
It now turns out that lots 85
through to the end ofyour catalog...
:03:51
...are, in fact, not actually here.
Delivery problem.
:03:54
If it's any consolation,
we feel as stupid as I'm sure we look.
:03:58
Thank you very much.