:03:03
$15,000 at the back.
$16,000, lady left of the center aisle.
:03:06
$17,000. $18,000.
:03:08
$19,000. $20,000.
:03:09
$21,000. $22,000.
:03:12
$23,000.
:03:14
No more?
:03:16
All through.
:03:17
All done. And.... Yes! Thank you, sir.
:03:20
New bidder. Gentleman
on the left of the aisle, $24,000.
:03:24
Not really. It's a crueljoke.
:03:26
Sold to you, sir, for $23,000...
:03:28
...or $11,500 per buttock.
:03:31
[Laughter]
:03:32
Lot number 85.
:03:33
German school. Öd und klar ist das Meer.
:03:43
Right.
:03:45
This is very embarrassing.
:03:47
It now turns out that lots 85
through to the end ofyour catalog...
:03:51
...are, in fact, not actually here.
Delivery problem.
:03:54
If it's any consolation,
we feel as stupid as I'm sure we look.
:03:58
Thank you very much.
:04:01
MAN: This is pathetic!
:04:03
It's a nightmare. We're a laughingstock.
:04:05
-They just showed up.
-The trucks?
:04:07
Just in time for the end of the auction.
Remind me to thank them.
:04:10
-Helen, everything's fixed for tonight?
-Yes.
:04:13
Great. The reservation, flowers,
all that stuff?
:04:16
All taken care of.
:04:17
Brilliant. Thank you so much. Thanks.
:04:20
Listen, you don't think
three months is too soon, do you?
:04:25
I haven't even met her family yet.
What do you think, as a woman?
:04:28
As a woman? Very risky.
:04:31
Right. Well, thanks.
That's made me feel a lot better.
:04:37
MICHAEL: You've brought me
just under half the paintings just over...
:04:41
...two weeks late
for the fifth time this year.
:04:44
You gonna sign or do I take it all back?
:04:46
That's it, is it?
That's your response to this?
:04:51
All right, guys, load it up.
:04:53
I'll sign. Lovely.
:04:55
Thank you so much.
You've been a huge help.
:04:58
Note: Call Better Business Bureau.