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Seems to be some natural urge
to get away for a while.
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I've had it for as long as I can remember.
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When I got a scholarship to go to college,
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I was the first in my family
to go beyond high school.
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My folks looked like a normal couple, which
they were 10% of the time, out in public.
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My roommate was from a planet
I had never heard of, called Scarsdale.
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Come on in, bro!
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The other kids
seemed to know things I didn't.
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In four years, I never got over feeling
that I'd sneaked in
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and was about to be exposed
as the hillbilly and impostor I was.
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The thing that always made those feelings
go away was fun: Drugs, sex.
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The only problem I had with degenerate
behavior was I couldn't get enough of it.
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Over the next few years,
I had some challenging jobs.
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Pump jockey, pizza delivery,
pipe fitting, pest control.
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Lots of jobs that started with a P.
For some reason, I kept losing these jobs.
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Eventually, doing all these jobs,
I noticed something.
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For some reason,
probably because I was too stoned to talk,
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everywhere I went, people would talk to me.
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My brother started molesting me.
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They'd tell me everything.
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My real dad? Who have I been living with?
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Their problems, their innermost thoughts.
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Sometimes they'd pretend they needed
advice, but most wanted someone to listen.
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Told you she left me?
She'd just eat away at me.
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Anyway, one day I was spraying
for termites, when I had a vision.
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It was time to use my degree
and get a job with a desk.
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I took the civil service exam
and found myself working at the IRS,
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district 14, Central Administrative Office.