My Favorite Martian
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:15:07
-Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey.
:15:11
-Hey! -That's it, Earthling!
:15:14
-It's alive!
:15:20
Hyah!
:15:21
Okay, you wanna play games?
:15:25
-Slide through.
-I must be going... nuts.

:15:29
One strike, no balls.
:15:32
Over here, Tiger Woods.
:15:35
Aaah!
:15:38
-Hey, look- Jimmy Hoffa.
-Leisure suit from hell!

:15:45
-I'm gonna...
-Ohh!

:15:50
mutilate you!
:15:55
Come on!
Show your face... if you have one.

:16:02
Where- Where'd he go?
:16:06
What the heck
was in those brownies?

:16:12
When dealing with primitive life-forms,
:16:14
sometimes one must
resort to primitive acts.

:16:17
-Are you okay, Zoot?
:16:20
If you don't mind my asking,
where were you?
This alien was trying to kill me!

:16:23
Don't be such a wet blanket.
:16:25
Wait a minute.
Leave my mother out of this!

:16:28
It's your fault we ended up
on this no-good, carbon-based,

:16:30
-over-oxygenated,
miserable excuse of a-

:16:33
- Tim?
-Oh, no. It's another one!

:16:35
I know you're not asleep yet.
:16:38
Tim, it's Lizzie!
:16:40
Blotz! It's Lizzie!
:16:43
What's a Lizzie?
:16:45
I would say a Model T Ford,
but this one has better tires.

:16:47
-Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!
-I know what a woman is,
but what do I do with it?

:16:51
Help, Mr. Lifeguard, I'm drowning.
I need mouth-to-mouth.

:16:54
Ugh, saliva exchange.
:16:57
I would never partake
in such an unsanitary interaction.

:16:59
There must be some other way
to greet a female and then be rid of it.


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