My Favorite Martian
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:16:02
Where- Where'd he go?
:16:06
What the heck
was in those brownies?

:16:12
When dealing with primitive life-forms,
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sometimes one must
resort to primitive acts.

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-Are you okay, Zoot?
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If you don't mind my asking,
where were you?
This alien was trying to kill me!

:16:23
Don't be such a wet blanket.
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Wait a minute.
Leave my mother out of this!

:16:28
It's your fault we ended up
on this no-good, carbon-based,

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-over-oxygenated,
miserable excuse of a-

:16:33
- Tim?
-Oh, no. It's another one!

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I know you're not asleep yet.
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Tim, it's Lizzie!
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Blotz! It's Lizzie!
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What's a Lizzie?
:16:45
I would say a Model T Ford,
but this one has better tires.

:16:47
-Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!
-I know what a woman is,
but what do I do with it?

:16:51
Help, Mr. Lifeguard, I'm drowning.
I need mouth-to-mouth.

:16:54
Ugh, saliva exchange.
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I would never partake
in such an unsanitary interaction.

:16:59
There must be some other way
to greet a female and then be rid of it.

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-Tim!
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If it was me, I'd be he.
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-Tim, please.
-Good thinking, Zoot.

:17:27
Okay, Tim,
I'm picking up the hide-a-key.

:17:32
-Gonna open the door.
:17:37
-Tim?
-Lizzie!

:17:40
My dear friend or family member.
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Uh, oh, my gosh.
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Oh, inappropriate.
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-Oh, boy.
- I told you
they cover their flingdat here.

:17:52
Lizzie, my dear friend
or family member.

:17:55
You sound funny.
Are you catching a cold?

:17:57
A cold, a virus? Yes.

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