My Favorite Martian
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:21:05
For a thief,
you are extremely clumsy.

:21:08
-Thief? I'm not a thief.
-So I see.

:21:12
Tim O'Hara.
You are a reporter.

:21:15
Reporter? No.
I'm a producer, pal!

:21:17
-Let me tell ya, I- Aaah!
:21:21
Look, I didn't steal anything, okay?
I don't know what you're talking about.

:21:24
-All right, all right.
:21:27
No! No!
:21:30
Warning, Tim O'Hara. Any attempt
to expose me will be useless.

:21:37
-I think we use more than ten.
-Your astronauts
pee in their space suits.

:21:42
Case closed.
:21:48
Okay. Okay, just-
:21:58
Whoa!
:22:07
Okay, it's just a dream.
It's a very bad dream.

:22:10
Just- Come on.
Wake up. Wake up!

:22:15
What's with that?
:22:18
-I believe it's called
a nervous breakdown.
-Last night did not happen.

:22:22
-I don't believe in aliens.
-I heard that!

:22:25
To us, you are the alien.
:22:29
If you must know,
I am from the planet you call Mars.

:22:31
-And what, I'm from Uranus? I never-
-I was getting to you!

:22:35
Don't get a crease in your Sputnik.
:22:37
Please,
just introduce me to monkey boy.

:22:40
This is my Zoot.
:22:44
-A polymorphous Zootenex 3,000.
-Just look, don't touch.

:22:47
-Your suit talks?
- Incessantly.

:22:51
Corduroys talk,
nobody gives them grief.

:22:52
- Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
-Mars? Wait a minute.

:22:55
There's no life on Mars.
We've sent probes.

:22:58
I'd try to explain it, but you people
still think "E" equals "MC" squared.


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