My Favorite Martian
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:22:07
Okay, it's just a dream.
It's a very bad dream.

:22:10
Just- Come on.
Wake up. Wake up!

:22:15
What's with that?
:22:18
-I believe it's called
a nervous breakdown.
-Last night did not happen.

:22:22
-I don't believe in aliens.
-I heard that!

:22:25
To us, you are the alien.
:22:29
If you must know,
I am from the planet you call Mars.

:22:31
-And what, I'm from Uranus? I never-
-I was getting to you!

:22:35
Don't get a crease in your Sputnik.
:22:37
Please,
just introduce me to monkey boy.

:22:40
This is my Zoot.
:22:44
-A polymorphous Zootenex 3,000.
-Just look, don't touch.

:22:47
-Your suit talks?
- Incessantly.

:22:51
Corduroys talk,
nobody gives them grief.

:22:52
- Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
-Mars? Wait a minute.

:22:55
There's no life on Mars.
We've sent probes.

:22:58
I'd try to explain it, but you people
still think "E" equals "MC" squared.

:23:02
-You're still trying to
analyze our rocks. Ha-ha!

:23:06
Oh! Blasted sand particles.
:23:09
They've completely crystallized
the vortex generator.

:23:13
-Hey, do you mind?
- Tim!

:23:15
-Now what?
:23:17
-Thank God, an eyewitness.
-Eyewitness? Negative.

:23:19
-You must tell no one.
-No offence, but your ship is
double-parked in my living room.

:23:23
You're the biggest story
in the history of mankind!

:23:26
There is intelligent life
out there in the universe!

:23:28
I hope you're not including yourself
in that statement!

:23:30
Tim, listen, I'm sorry to bother you
so early in the morning,

:23:33
but I got a hold of your mail,
and I wanted-

:23:35
Could you just- please, come here.
Take a look at that!

:23:38
Aaah!
:23:41
Tim, you definitely need a maid!
Oh, hello!

:23:48
-Greetings.
-Oh, I'm sorry to catch you
in your... pyjamas.

:23:53
-Pyjamas? - Where's the spaceship?
:23:56
- Spaceship?
-Right here.

:23:59
Oh, for the rummage sale!
Does it come with an action figure?


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