:26:00
-Yeah, but what's the optimum
way to get home?
- Blotz!
:26:04
I don't know, Zoot. Where on this
barbaric swamp of a planet...
:26:08
can we find the makings
of an electron accelerator?
:26:11
-Maybe your new girlfriend has one.
-Oh, that's very funny.
:26:14
Excuse me. Fellas,
I don't mean to interrupt, but...
:26:18
I-I, you know, I think I might be able
to help you find that electron thing.
:26:23
We're toast.
:26:24
I don't believe this.
You really think you can...
:26:27
repair your ship
with all this junk?
:26:29
Everything has been carefully chosen
for its potential to fashion...
:26:31
a crude vortex electron accelerator.
:26:34
Except for this.
A pooper scooper.
:26:37
I have no idea what it does,
but it's fascinating.
:26:39
Excuse me. Where are your
nuclear implosion couplers?
:26:44
For a garden hose?
:26:48
I'm never going to get off
this infernal planet.
:26:51
The I.Q. of a pancake.
:26:53
You're right. Humans are truly
the amoebas of the universe!
:26:55
Yeah, this from a guy
who talks to his tin foil suit.
:26:57
-Hey, what was that for?
-It wasn't me, it was Zoot.
:27:00
-Come here a sec.
:27:04
Listen, you've been on Earth,
what, all of ten minutes?
:27:07
-It's not so bad here.
- That's what Neenurt said.
:27:10
-Who?
-Exactly. One of my planet's
most gifted scientists,
:27:13
and now he's gone without a trace.
:27:16
He arrived on Earth in 1964,
and, I presume, was abducted
by your government.
:27:20
I shudder to think what they did to him
in the name of science.
:27:22
-What are they laughing at?
- Hey, space man!
:27:26
-I've been discovered!
:27:29
-Sorry about that.
:27:31
-Oh, my-
-What happened?
:27:33
They don't know anything.
They were just making fun of your-
:27:35
Making fun. I'm one of
the best-dressed beings on my planet.
:27:39
Yo, Elvis! Nice suit.
:27:41
Well, Dorothy, I hate to tell you this,
but you're not in Kansas any more.
:27:45
That's great.
The minute I turn my back,
:27:47
you're getting into
someone else's pants!
:27:49
I need to blend in,
and you stand out like a putt
stick at a blackbell convention.
:27:52
I should have known
by the way you've been gawking...
:27:54
at every T-shirt
and sweat pant we pass.
:27:56
-Don't come apart at the seams!
-Why is Zoot always the last to know?