My Favorite Martian
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:27:00
-Come here a sec.
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Listen, you've been on Earth,
what, all of ten minutes?

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-It's not so bad here.
- That's what Neenurt said.

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-Who?
-Exactly. One of my planet's
most gifted scientists,

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and now he's gone without a trace.
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He arrived on Earth in 1964,
and, I presume, was abducted
by your government.

:27:20
I shudder to think what they did to him
in the name of science.

:27:22
-What are they laughing at?
- Hey, space man!

:27:26
-I've been discovered!
:27:29
-Sorry about that.
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-Oh, my-
-What happened?

:27:33
They don't know anything.
They were just making fun of your-

:27:35
Making fun. I'm one of
the best-dressed beings on my planet.

:27:39
Yo, Elvis! Nice suit.
:27:41
Well, Dorothy, I hate to tell you this,
but you're not in Kansas any more.

:27:45
That's great.
The minute I turn my back,

:27:47
you're getting into
someone else's pants!

:27:49
I need to blend in,
and you stand out like a putt
stick at a blackbell convention.

:27:52
I should have known
by the way you've been gawking...

:27:54
at every T-shirt
and sweat pant we pass.

:27:56
-Don't come apart at the seams!
-Why is Zoot always the last to know?

:28:00
-All right, all right, all right!
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-Martian footage, take one.
-Zoot, this is tearing me apart too.

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I know I'm not what I used to be.
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I mean, a stretch mark here,
a line stain there.

:28:17
-Hey!
-Pervert!

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It's not safe
for a woman around here!

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I'm ready to blend in now.
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-Outstanding.
-Martin, that outfit looks ridic-

:28:32
-Stylin', bro!
-Thanks, bro.

:28:35
Real cool.
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I've got the touch on two planets.
:28:39
I gotta get out more.
How did your Zoot take the-

:28:41
Zoot, he's highly intelligent.
He understands.

:28:44
Aaaah!
You used me, you buttonhole!

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-Go and have your fling.
Colours fade! You'll see!

:28:51
-Hello?
-Huh? Oh, incoming.

:28:53
Hello?
Man.

:28:57
Oh, geez!
:28:59
Talk about a tacky suit!

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