My Favorite Martian
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:28:00
-All right, all right, all right!
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-Martian footage, take one.
-Zoot, this is tearing me apart too.

:28:06
I know I'm not what I used to be.
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I mean, a stretch mark here,
a line stain there.

:28:17
-Hey!
-Pervert!

:28:20
It's not safe
for a woman around here!

:28:23
I'm ready to blend in now.
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-Outstanding.
-Martin, that outfit looks ridic-

:28:32
-Stylin', bro!
-Thanks, bro.

:28:35
Real cool.
:28:37
I've got the touch on two planets.
:28:39
I gotta get out more.
How did your Zoot take the-

:28:41
Zoot, he's highly intelligent.
He understands.

:28:44
Aaaah!
You used me, you buttonhole!

:28:47
-Go and have your fling.
Colours fade! You'll see!

:28:51
-Hello?
-Huh? Oh, incoming.

:28:53
Hello?
Man.

:28:57
Oh, geez!
:28:59
Talk about a tacky suit!
:29:02
-Tacky, huh?
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Hey! Hey! What?
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-Now turn the other cheek.
-Ow! Hey!

:29:14
-Catch you later, Spanky.
:29:22
All right, I'm bustin' out!
:29:24
-There.
-Go ahead, try 'em all on.

:29:26
See if I care.
Whoa!

:29:29
If love is a crime, lock me up!
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I'm guilty.
Look at her.

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A perfect size six,
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and never been worn!
:29:43
Darling, don't speak.
Just come to me.

:29:47
Oh, this is crazy.
I'm a polymorph, and you're a polyester.

:29:51
Yes, you're synthetic,
but I like that in a girl!

:29:53
Give me some thread, baby!
:29:56
-Oh, what's this, Velcro? Ohh!
-Zoot!

:29:59
Ah! No, thank you, little girl,
I don't want to buy any cookies!


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