:40:00
It's just a hot tub, Martin.
No big deal.
:40:02
I don't mean just that.
I know I must have...
:40:04
created complete havoc with your
simple life since the moment I arrived.
:40:07
Anyway, I just wanted to say...
thank you.
:40:15
Hello!
:40:17
Hello!
Would somebody please...
:40:20
come and tell me
what's going on here?
:40:25
All right, Miss Channing.
:40:29
Do you know what this is?
:40:31
This has been
positively identified...
:40:33
by my team of experts
as your cigarette.
:40:36
It was discovered
at the site of a U.F.O. crash!
:40:40
-What?
-And on it are trace elements...
:40:42
of what we believe
to be alien DNA.
:40:46
-Alien?
-Oh, don't play dumb with me!
:40:50
You are an alien...
:40:53
inhabiting the body of a woman!
:40:58
A very, very attractive woman.
:41:01
Oh, please.
:41:03
Dr Coleye, we've run the tests
on the other cigarette.
:41:06
It's human DNA.
:41:08
Oh.
So sorry.
:41:11
An honest mistake.
So, Miss Channing,
:41:15
do you have any idea
how alien DNA...
:41:18
ended up on your cigarette?
:41:20
I might. First of all,
let's talk about what's in this for me.
:41:25
The safety of this entire planet
may depend on what you say to me.
:41:30
There's nothing in it for you!
:41:33
-Dr Coleye.
:41:36
May I call you... Doctor?
:41:40
Think about it.
When this story breaks,
:41:43
you will be the most
famous scientist in history.
:41:47
You will be on the cover
of Scientific... whatever.
:41:51
You will be the man
that proves that aliens exist.
:41:57
And I will be the woman
who tells the world your story.