:39:00
-This is a rental, is it?
-My regular ship is in the shop...
:39:02
for its mid-millennium tune-up.
:39:05
Where's your, uh, you know,
your suit, Zoot... thing.
:39:07
Oh ho, washing up.
:39:11
-Owwww! Spin me, mama!
:39:13
So nice, so good
:39:16
Five more minutes, Zoot,
then into the dryer.
:39:18
You're bringing me down, man!
:39:22
What I wouldn't give
to shed this grotesque human facade...
:39:26
and let the cool Earth waters
caress my Martian skin.
:39:30
-Oh!
-So why don't you?
:39:33
Why not, indeed?
:39:35
-Move over, Zoot!
-Martin, I meant-
:39:38
I meant out in the hot tub, out back.
It would be private, by yourself.
:39:41
You mean spit out my Nurplex...
:39:44
and revert to Martian form
right outside your domicile?
:39:47
-Exactly.
-Oh, do you think that's safe?
:39:50
Oh, yes, of course it's safe.
:39:53
-I'll do it!
-Good. Let's go.
:39:55
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
:39:57
-Tim? Thanks.
-Yeah?
:40:00
It's just a hot tub, Martin.
No big deal.
:40:02
I don't mean just that.
I know I must have...
:40:04
created complete havoc with your
simple life since the moment I arrived.
:40:07
Anyway, I just wanted to say...
thank you.
:40:15
Hello!
:40:17
Hello!
Would somebody please...
:40:20
come and tell me
what's going on here?
:40:25
All right, Miss Channing.
:40:29
Do you know what this is?
:40:31
This has been
positively identified...
:40:33
by my team of experts
as your cigarette.
:40:36
It was discovered
at the site of a U.F.O. crash!
:40:40
-What?
-And on it are trace elements...
:40:42
of what we believe
to be alien DNA.
:40:46
-Alien?
-Oh, don't play dumb with me!
:40:50
You are an alien...
:40:53
inhabiting the body of a woman!
:40:58
A very, very attractive woman.