:09:01
There are things you do in public...
and things you don't.
:09:05
We're just kissing.
:09:07
For God's sakes.
:09:12
Geez.
:09:13
Very effective, Walter.
:09:16
Nipped in the bud.
:09:18
- MaryJane.
- You got it?
:09:21
I got it. Look. It's three pages
with pictures and profiles.
:09:25
- There's John.
- A mix between Bobby Bond and Moose DuPark.
:09:28
Yeah,
he won't like that.
:09:30
"Clears the crease like a snowplow. "
Well, he can't not like that.
:09:32
Come on.
:09:34
- Honey. Look at this.
- Hey.
:09:37
- The mayor should get first look. Not bad, right?
- Wow.
:09:40
Son of a piss whore.
Our town in Sports Illustrated.
:09:44
Listen to this.
:09:46
"The legendary hockey players of
Mystery, Alaska, were born on skates...
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in a world perpetually covered
with ice and snow.
:09:53
Isolated by rugged mountains
and vast glaciers,
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they hone their skills
by playing each other,
:09:59
Saturday after Saturday,
for as long as anyone can remember.
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The citizens attend with
religious devotion in sub-zero weather.
:10:09
A committee of town fathers
decides who plays and by what rules.
:10:13
The game has become
more than a sport.
:10:16
It's a weekly
ritual celebration. "
:10:21
"The Winetka brothers
forecheck like gophers.
:10:25
When a puck goes into a corner,
a Winetka comes out with it.
:10:27
- Yeah!
- Read. Read!
:10:30
And then there's
Connor Banks.
:10:32
- Connor!
- What about Connor Banks?
:10:35
Montreal had its rocket.
Mystery has its cruise missile!"
:10:41
The only rocket you got
is your meat whistle.
:10:43
Hang on. Hang on. " Perfecting the art
of the pass is John Biebe,
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whose precision and accuracy more
than compensate for slowness of foot.
:10:54
- The only player without lightning speed.
- Every team needs its thumper.
:10:57
Fuck 'em, Johnny. Fuck 'em.