:10:05
The citizens attend with
religious devotion in sub-zero weather.
:10:09
A committee of town fathers
decides who plays and by what rules.
:10:13
The game has become
more than a sport.
:10:16
It's a weekly
ritual celebration. "
:10:21
"The Winetka brothers
forecheck like gophers.
:10:25
When a puck goes into a corner,
a Winetka comes out with it.
:10:27
- Yeah!
- Read. Read!
:10:30
And then there's
Connor Banks.
:10:32
- Connor!
- What about Connor Banks?
:10:35
Montreal had its rocket.
Mystery has its cruise missile!"
:10:41
The only rocket you got
is your meat whistle.
:10:43
Hang on. Hang on. " Perfecting the art
of the pass is John Biebe,
:10:46
whose precision and accuracy more
than compensate for slowness of foot.
:10:54
- The only player without lightning speed.
- Every team needs its thumper.
:10:57
Fuck 'em, Johnny. Fuck 'em.
:11:00
On pure skating ability,
the boys of Mystery, Alaska...
:11:03
rival any team in
the National Hockey League!"
:11:06
That's us!
That's us!
:11:09
And isn't it exciting
for Charlie...
:11:10
And isn't it exciting
for Charlie...
:11:13
getting his article published
in Sports Illustrated?
:11:16
I bet this is a big
accomplishment for him.
:11:18
He kind of embellished
a little.
:11:20
He's always been so smart, that Charlie.
I knew when he left he'd make it big.
:11:24
Well, actually, I heard he left
'cause he skated like a homosexual.
:11:29
You think because you scored two goals
today, you played a good game?
:11:33
We don't talk about hockey at the table.
:11:35
We've been talking about it
for 20 minutes.
:11:38
We've been talking
about the magazine.
:11:40
Which is about hockey.
:11:43
Can't we just enjoy
the attention tonight?
:11:45
Sports Illustrated,
for God's sakes.
:11:48
Hockey is played
at both ends of the ice.
:11:52
You, you coast in your own zone.
:11:56
You skate like a figure skater.