:06:06
Um, can l help you at all ?
:06:10
No, thanks.
l'll just... look around.
:06:14
Fine.
:06:22
Uh, that book's really not great.
:06:25
Just in case, you know, browsing turned
to buying. You'd be wasting your money.
:06:29
But if it's Turkey
you're interested in,
:06:31
um, this one, on the other hand,
is very good.
:06:34
Um, l think the man who wrote it has
actually been to Turkey, which helps.
:06:38
Um, there's also
a very amusing incident with a kebab,
:06:42
um, which is one
of many amusing incidents.
:06:45
Thanks.
l'll think about it.
:06:47
Or, in the bigger hardback variety,
there's--
:06:49
l'm sorry.
Can you just give me a second ?
:06:56
Excuse me.
:06:58
- Yes ?
- Bad news.
:07:00
What ?
:07:02
We've got a security camera
in this bit of the shop.
:07:05
So ?
:07:07
So l saw you put that book
down your trousers.
:07:11
- What book ?
- The one down your trousers.
:07:15
l don't have a book
down my trousers.
:07:17
Right.
:07:19
l tell you what.
Um, l'll call the police, and, um,
:07:22
if l'm wrong about the whole
""book down the trousers"" scenario,
:07:25
l really apologize.
:07:27
Okay. What if... l did
have a book down my trousers ?
:07:32
Well, ideally,
when l went back to the desk,
:07:35
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide
to Bali from your trousers...
:07:40
and either wipe it
and put it back or buy it.
:07:43
l'll see you in a sec.
:07:45
l'm sorry about that.
:07:48
No, it's fine.
:07:50
l was gonna steal one,
but now l've changed my mind.
:07:54
Oh, signed by the author,
l see.
:07:57
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
:07:59
lf you can find an unsigned one,
it's worth an absolute fortune.