:07:00
What ?
:07:02
We've got a security camera
in this bit of the shop.
:07:05
So ?
:07:07
So l saw you put that book
down your trousers.
:07:11
- What book ?
- The one down your trousers.
:07:15
l don't have a book
down my trousers.
:07:17
Right.
:07:19
l tell you what.
Um, l'll call the police, and, um,
:07:22
if l'm wrong about the whole
""book down the trousers"" scenario,
:07:25
l really apologize.
:07:27
Okay. What if... l did
have a book down my trousers ?
:07:32
Well, ideally,
when l went back to the desk,
:07:35
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide
to Bali from your trousers...
:07:40
and either wipe it
and put it back or buy it.
:07:43
l'll see you in a sec.
:07:45
l'm sorry about that.
:07:48
No, it's fine.
:07:50
l was gonna steal one,
but now l've changed my mind.
:07:54
Oh, signed by the author,
l see.
:07:57
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
:07:59
lf you can find an unsigned one,
it's worth an absolute fortune.
:08:04
Excuse me.
:08:05
- Yes ?
- Can l have your autograph ?
:08:07
Uh, sure.
:08:11
- What's your name ?
- Rufus.
:08:19
What does it say ?
:08:21
That's my signature. And above it, it
says, ""Dear Rufus, you belong in jail.""
:08:26
Good one.
:08:30
- Do you want my phone number ?
- Tempting.
:08:33
But... no.
Thank you.
:08:40
l will take this one.
:08:43
Oh, right, right.
So, uh--
:08:45
Well, on second thoughts,
um, maybe it's not that bad after all.
:08:49
Actually, it's a sort
of a classic, really.
:08:52
None of those childish kebab stories
you find in so many books these days.
:08:55
And, um, l tell you what.
:08:57
l'll throw in
one of those for free.
:08:59
Useful for, uh, lighting fires,