:38:25
Having you here, Anna, firmly
establishes what l've long suspected--
:38:29
that we really are the most
desperate lot of underachievers.
:38:32
- Shame.
- l'm not saying it's a bad thing.
:38:35
ln fact, l think it's something
we should take pride in.
:38:38
l'm gonna give the last brownie
as a prize...
:38:42
to the saddest act here.
:38:44
- Uh-oh.
- Bern.
:38:47
Yeah, all right.
Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it ?
:38:50
l mean, l work in the city in a job
l don't understand,
:38:53
and everyone keeps
getting promoted above me.
:38:55
l haven't had a girlfriend since--
well, since puberty.
:38:58
And... nobody fancies me.
:39:01
And if these cheeks get any chubbier,
they never will.
:39:03
- Nonsense. l fancy you.
- Really ?
:39:07
Yeah. Or l did
before you got so fat.
:39:09
You see.
And unless l'm much mistaken,
:39:12
your job still pays you
rather a lot of money...
:39:15
whilst Honey here
earns 20 pence a week...
:39:17
flogging her guts out
in London's worst record store.
:39:20
Yes ! And l haven't got hair.
l've got feathers.
:39:23
And l've got funny goggly eyes.
And l'm attracted to cruel men.
:39:27
And, actually,
no one will marry me...
:39:29
because, um, my boosies
have actually started shrinking.
:39:33
- You see, it's incredibly sad.
- But on the other hand,
:39:35
her best friend is Anna Scott.
:39:37
That's true. l can't deny it.
She needs me. What can l say ?
:39:41
And most of her limbs work, whereas
l'm stuck in this thing day and night,
:39:45
in a house full of ramps.
:39:47
And to add insult
to serious injury,
:39:50
l've totally given up smoking,
my favourite thing.
:39:55
And, um, well, the truth is,
:39:59
we can't have a baby.