:57:00
l'm in contact with some quite
important spiritual vibrations.
:57:06
Come on.
Hit me with it.
:57:13
- There's this girl--
- Aha.
:57:16
See, l been gettin' a female vibe.
Good.
:57:20
Speak on, dear friend.
:57:22
She's someone who...
:57:25
can't be mine, and, uh,
:57:30
it's as if l've taken love heroin,
and now l can't ever have it again.
:57:35
l've opened Pandora's box
and there's trouble inside.
:57:42
Yeah.
:57:45
Tricky.
:57:47
Tricky.
:57:51
l knew a girl at school
called Pandora.
:57:57
Never got to see her box or--
:58:00
Right.
:58:02
Right. Thanks. That's very helpful.
:58:07
You didn't know
she had a boyfriend ?
:58:13
Why ? Did you ?
:58:16
Oh, bloody hell.
l don't believe it.
:58:19
My whole life ruined because
l don't read Hello magazine.
:58:23
Let's face facts.
This was always a no-win situation.
:58:28
Anna's... a goddess.
:58:30
You know what happens to mortals
who get involved with the gods.
:58:33
- Buggered, is it ?
- Every time.
:58:36
But don't despair. l think l have
the solution to your problems.
:58:41
- Really ?
- Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa.
:58:43
She works in the Contracts Department.
:58:45
The hair, l admit,
is unfashionably frizzy,
:58:48
but she's bright as a button and kisses
like a nymphomaniac on death row.
:58:52
Apparently.
:58:57
Now... try.