:58:00
Right.
:58:02
Right. Thanks. That's very helpful.
:58:07
You didn't know
she had a boyfriend ?
:58:13
Why ? Did you ?
:58:16
Oh, bloody hell.
l don't believe it.
:58:19
My whole life ruined because
l don't read Hello magazine.
:58:23
Let's face facts.
This was always a no-win situation.
:58:28
Anna's... a goddess.
:58:30
You know what happens to mortals
who get involved with the gods.
:58:33
- Buggered, is it ?
- Every time.
:58:36
But don't despair. l think l have
the solution to your problems.
:58:41
- Really ?
- Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa.
:58:43
She works in the Contracts Department.
:58:45
The hair, l admit,
is unfashionably frizzy,
:58:48
but she's bright as a button and kisses
like a nymphomaniac on death row.
:58:52
Apparently.
:58:57
Now... try.
:59:02
l got completely lost.
:59:05
lt's very difficult, isn't it ?
Everything's got the word
""Kensington"" in it.
:59:07
Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden.
Kensington bloody Park Garden.
:59:11
- Tessa, this is Bella, my wife.
- Hello.
:59:13
- You're in a wheelchair.
- That's right.
:59:15
And this is William.
:59:18
- Hello, William.
- Hi.
:59:20
- Max has told me everything about you.
- Has he ?
:59:23
Oh, yes.
You are a naughty boy.
:59:25
- Wine ?
- Oh, yes, please.
:59:28
Come on, Willie.
Let's get sloshed.
:59:30
- Red or white ?
- Red.
:59:34
Keziah.
:59:38
- Some woodcock ?
- No, thank you. l'm a fruitarian.
:59:45
What is a fruitarian, exactly ?
:59:48
We believe that
fruits and vegetables have feelings,
:59:51
so we think cooking is cruel.
:59:54
We only eat things that have actually
fallen from the tree or bush,
:59:58
that are, in fact, dead already.