:06:07
Um, can I help you at all?
:06:10
No, thanks.
I'll just... look around.
:06:14
Fine.
:06:22
Uh, that book's really not great.
:06:26
Just in case, you know, browsing turned
to buying. You'd be wasting your money.
:06:30
But if it's Turkey
you're interested in,
:06:32
um, this one, on the other hand,
is very good.
:06:35
Um, I think the man who wrote it has
actually been to Turkey, which helps.
:06:39
Um, there's also
a very amusing incident with a kebab,
:06:43
um, which is one
of many amusing incidents.
:06:46
Thanks.
I'll think about it.
:06:48
Or, in the bigger hardback variety,
there's--
:06:50
I'm sorry.
Can you just give me a second?
:06:57
Excuse me.
:06:59
- Yes?
- Bad news.
:07:01
What?
:07:03
We've got a security camera
in this bit of the shop.
:07:06
So?
:07:07
So I saw you put that book
down your trousers.
:07:11
- What book?
- The one down your trousers.
:07:16
I don't have a book
down my trousers.
:07:18
Right.
:07:20
I tell you what.
Um, I'll call the police, and, um,
:07:22
if I'm wrong about the whole
"book down the trousers" scenario,
:07:26
I really apologize.
:07:27
Okay. What if... I did
have a book down my trousers?
:07:33
Well, ideally,
when I went back to the desk,
:07:36
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide
to Bali from your trousers...
:07:40
and either wipe it
and put it back or buy it.
:07:44
I'll see you in a sec.
:07:46
I'm sorry about that.
:07:48
No, it's fine.
:07:51
I was gonna steal one,
but now I've changed my mind.
:07:55
Oh, signed by the author,
I see.
:07:58
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.