:07:01
What?
:07:03
We've got a security camera
in this bit of the shop.
:07:06
So?
:07:07
So I saw you put that book
down your trousers.
:07:11
- What book?
- The one down your trousers.
:07:16
I don't have a book
down my trousers.
:07:18
Right.
:07:20
I tell you what.
Um, I'll call the police, and, um,
:07:22
if I'm wrong about the whole
"book down the trousers" scenario,
:07:26
I really apologize.
:07:27
Okay. What if... I did
have a book down my trousers?
:07:33
Well, ideally,
when I went back to the desk,
:07:36
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide
to Bali from your trousers...
:07:40
and either wipe it
and put it back or buy it.
:07:44
I'll see you in a sec.
:07:46
I'm sorry about that.
:07:48
No, it's fine.
:07:51
I was gonna steal one,
but now I've changed my mind.
:07:55
Oh, signed by the author,
I see.
:07:58
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
:08:00
If you can find an unsigned one,
it's worth an absolute fortune.
:08:03
- [ Chuckles ]
- Excuse me.
:08:06
- Yes?
- Can I have your autograph?
:08:08
Uh, sure.
:08:10
- Uh--
- Here.
:08:12
- What's your name?
- Rufus.
:08:20
What does it say?
:08:22
That's my signature. And above it, it
says, "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail."
:08:27
Good one.
:08:31
- Do you want my phone number?
- Tempting.
:08:34
But... no.
Thank you.
:08:41
I will take this one.
:08:44
Oh, right, right.
So, uh--
:08:46
Well, on second thoughts,
um, maybe it's not that bad after all.
:08:50
Actually, it's a sort
of a classic, really.
:08:53
None of those childish kebab stories
you find in so many books these days.
:08:56
And, um, I tell you what.
:08:58
I'll throw in
one of those for free.