:08:00
If you can find an unsigned one,
it's worth an absolute fortune.
:08:03
- [ Chuckles ]
- Excuse me.
:08:06
- Yes?
- Can I have your autograph?
:08:08
Uh, sure.
:08:10
- Uh--
- Here.
:08:12
- What's your name?
- Rufus.
:08:20
What does it say?
:08:22
That's my signature. And above it, it
says, "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail."
:08:27
Good one.
:08:31
- Do you want my phone number?
- Tempting.
:08:34
But... no.
Thank you.
:08:41
I will take this one.
:08:44
Oh, right, right.
So, uh--
:08:46
Well, on second thoughts,
um, maybe it's not that bad after all.
:08:50
Actually, it's a sort
of a classic, really.
:08:53
None of those childish kebab stories
you find in so many books these days.
:08:56
And, um, I tell you what.
:08:58
I'll throw in
one of those for free.
:09:00
Useful for, uh, lighting fires,
:09:03
wrapping fish,
that sort of thing.
:09:08
- Thanks.
- Pleasure.
:09:21
[ Door Closes ]
:09:41
Cappuccino, as ordered.
:09:45
Thanks.
:09:47
I don't think you'll believe
who was just in here.
:09:50
Who?
Was it someone famous?
:09:54
- No, no, no.
- No?
:09:56
Would be exciting, though,
wouldn't it, if someone famous
came into the shop? Hmm?