:57:01
I'm in contact with some quite
important spiritual vibrations.
:57:06
Come on.
Hit me with it.
:57:13
- There's this girl--
- Aha.
:57:16
See, I been gettin' a female vibe.
Good.
:57:20
Speak on, dear friend.
:57:23
She's someone who...
:57:25
can't be mine, and, uh,
:57:30
it's as if I've taken love heroin,
and now I can't ever have it again.
:57:36
I've opened Pandora's box
and there's trouble inside.
:57:39
Mmm.
:57:43
Yeah.
:57:45
Tricky.
:57:48
Tricky.
:57:52
I knew a girl at school
called Pandora.
:57:57
Never got to see her box or--
[ Chuckling ]
:58:00
Right.
:58:02
- Right. Thanks. That's very helpful.
- [ Spike Laughing ]
:58:08
You didn't know
she had a boyfriend?
:58:11
No. No.
:58:14
Why? Did you?
:58:17
[ William ] Oh, bloody hell.
I don't believe it.
:58:19
My whole life ruined because
I don't read Hello magazine.
:58:23
Let's face facts.
This was always a no-win situation.
:58:28
Anna's... a goddess.
:58:31
You know what happens to mortals
who get involved with the gods.
:58:34
- Buggered, is it?
- Every time.
:58:36
But don't despair. I think I have
the solution to your problems.
:58:41
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa.
:58:44
She works in the Contracts Department.
:58:46
The hair, I admit,
is unfashionably frizzy,
:58:49
but she's bright as a button and kisses
like a nymphomaniac on death row.
:58:53
- Apparently.
- [ Others Laughing ]
:58:55
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
:58:58
Now... try.