:58:00
Right.
:58:02
- Right. Thanks. That's very helpful.
- [ Spike Laughing ]
:58:08
You didn't know
she had a boyfriend?
:58:11
No. No.
:58:14
Why? Did you?
:58:17
[ William ] Oh, bloody hell.
I don't believe it.
:58:19
My whole life ruined because
I don't read Hello magazine.
:58:23
Let's face facts.
This was always a no-win situation.
:58:28
Anna's... a goddess.
:58:31
You know what happens to mortals
who get involved with the gods.
:58:34
- Buggered, is it?
- Every time.
:58:36
But don't despair. I think I have
the solution to your problems.
:58:41
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa.
:58:44
She works in the Contracts Department.
:58:46
The hair, I admit,
is unfashionably frizzy,
:58:49
but she's bright as a button and kisses
like a nymphomaniac on death row.
:58:53
- Apparently.
- [ Others Laughing ]
:58:55
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
:58:58
Now... try.
:59:03
[ Tessa ]
I got completely lost.
:59:05
it's very difficult, isn't it?
Everything's got the word
"Kensington" in it.
:59:08
Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden.
Kensington bloody Park Garden.
:59:11
- Tessa, this is Bella, my wife.
- Hello.
:59:14
- You're in a wheelchair.
- That's right.
:59:16
And this is William.
:59:18
- Hello, William.
- Hi.
:59:20
- Max has told me everything about you.
- Has he?
:59:23
Oh, yes.
You are a naughty boy.
:59:26
- Wine?
- Oh, yes, please.
:59:28
Come on, Willie.
Let's get sloshed.
:59:30
- Red or white?
- [ Tessa Chuckling ] Red.
:59:35
Keziah.
:59:39
- Some woodcock?
- No, thank you. I'm a fruitarian.
:59:42
Ah.
:59:45
What is a fruitarian, exactly?
:59:48
We believe that
fruits and vegetables have feelings,
:59:52
so we think cooking is cruel.
:59:54
We only eat things that have actually
fallen from the tree or bush,
:59:58
that are, in fact, dead already.