:06:00
You like Chagall?
:06:02
I do. it feels like
how love should be--
:06:07
floating through a dark blue sky.
:06:10
With a goat, playing a violin.
:06:12
Well, yes.
:06:14
Happiness isn't happiness
without a violin-playing goat.
:06:37
You have big feet.
:06:42
Yes.
Yes, always have had.
:06:47
You know what they say
about men with big feet.
:06:52
No.
What's that?
:06:54
Uh, big feet,
:06:58
large... shoes.
:07:06
The thing that is so irritating...
:07:08
is that now I'm so fierce
when it comes to nudity clauses.
:07:11
You actually have... clauses
in your contract about nudity?
:07:14
Definitely.
:07:16
"You may show the dent of the top of the
artist's buttocks, but neither cheek."
:07:19
Or if there's
a stunt bottom being used...
:07:22
"artist must have full consultation."
:07:25
- You have a stunt bottom?
- I could have a stunt bottom, yes.
:07:30
Are people tempted to go
for better bottoms than their own?
:07:35
Yeah. [ Chuckling ] I would.
This is important stuff.
:07:37
it's one hell of a job, isn't it?
What do you put on your passport?
:07:41
"Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom."
[ Chuckling ]
:07:44
Actually, Mel does his own ass work.
:07:46
- Right.
- Why wouldn't he?
:07:48
- Absolutely.
- it's delicious.
:07:52
What, the ice cream
or Mel Gibson's bottom?
:07:55
Both. Equally.
:07:58
But you wouldn't necessarily lick both?