:07:06
The thing that is so irritating...
:07:08
is that now I'm so fierce
when it comes to nudity clauses.
:07:11
You actually have... clauses
in your contract about nudity?
:07:14
Definitely.
:07:16
"You may show the dent of the top of the
artist's buttocks, but neither cheek."
:07:19
Or if there's
a stunt bottom being used...
:07:22
"artist must have full consultation."
:07:25
- You have a stunt bottom?
- I could have a stunt bottom, yes.
:07:30
Are people tempted to go
for better bottoms than their own?
:07:35
Yeah. [ Chuckling ] I would.
This is important stuff.
:07:37
it's one hell of a job, isn't it?
What do you put on your passport?
:07:41
"Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom."
[ Chuckling ]
:07:44
Actually, Mel does his own ass work.
:07:46
- Right.
- Why wouldn't he?
:07:48
- Absolutely.
- it's delicious.
:07:52
What, the ice cream
or Mel Gibson's bottom?
:07:55
Both. Equally.
:07:58
But you wouldn't necessarily lick both?
:08:00
- Well, this is tart. [ Laughing ]
- [ Laughing ]
:08:05
And fuzz-free.
:08:11
And, uh--
:08:13
Bedroom.
There's clean sheets.
:08:25
Today's been a good day,
:08:28
which in the circumstances is...
:08:31
unexpected.
:08:34
Thank you.
:08:39
Anyway, um,
:08:42
time for bed.
:08:45
Or sofa bed.
:08:53
Good night.
:08:55
Good night.