:11:01
It happened
at lnitrode last year.
:11:03
You have to interview
with this consultant.
:11:05
They call them
efficiency experts...
:11:06
but what you're really doing...
:11:08
is interviewing
for your own job.
:11:09
MICHAEL: Every week you say
you're gonna lose your job...
:11:11
and you're still here.
:11:12
TOM: Not this time. I bet
I'm the first one laid off.
:11:14
The thought of having to go to
the state unemployment office...
:11:16
and stand in line
with those scumbags...
:11:19
SAMIR: Shit.
:11:21
TOM: You know there are people
in this world...
:11:23
that don't have to put up
with all this shit?
:11:26
Like that guy
that invented the pet rock.
:11:29
You see,
that's what you have to do.
:11:32
You have to use your mind...
:11:34
and come up with some really
great idea like that...
:11:36
and you can make millions--
never have to work again.
:11:39
MICHAEL: You think the pet rock
was a really great idea?
:11:41
Sure it was.
:11:43
The guy made a million dollars.
:11:47
You know, I had an idea
like that once...
:11:50
a long time ago.
:11:53
PETER: Really? What was it, Tom?
:11:55
Well, all right.
:11:57
It was
a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
:12:03
You see, it would be this mat...
:12:05
that you would
put on the floor...
:12:07
and it would have different
conclusions written on it...
:12:11
that you could jump to.
:12:19
MICHAEL: That is the worst idea
I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
:12:21
SAMIR: Yes. Yes, it's horrible,
this idea.
:12:27
Uh, look...
:12:29
I gotta get outta here.
:12:31
I'll see you guys later...
:12:32
if I still have a job.
:12:35
MICHAEL: Yeah.
:12:36
Our high school
guidance counselor...
:12:38
used to ask us what you would do
if you had a million dollars...
:12:40
didn't have to work...
:12:42
and whatever you'd say
was supposed to be your career.
:12:45
So if you wanted
to fix old cars...
:12:46
then you're supposed
to be an auto mechanic.
:12:48
SAMIR: So what did you say?
:12:50
I never had an answer.
:12:52
I guess that's why
I'm working at lnitech.
:12:54
No. You're working at lnitech...
:12:56
'cause that question
is bullshit to begin with.
:12:58
If everyone listened to her,
there'd be no janitors...