Office Space
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:12:03
You see, it would be this mat...
:12:05
that you would
put on the floor...

:12:07
and it would have different
conclusions written on it...

:12:11
that you could jump to.
:12:19
MICHAEL: That is the worst idea
I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

:12:21
SAMIR: Yes. Yes, it's horrible,
this idea.

:12:27
Uh, look...
:12:29
I gotta get outta here.
:12:31
I'll see you guys later...
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if I still have a job.
:12:35
MICHAEL: Yeah.
:12:36
Our high school
guidance counselor...

:12:38
used to ask us what you would do
if you had a million dollars...

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didn't have to work...
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and whatever you'd say
was supposed to be your career.

:12:45
So if you wanted
to fix old cars...

:12:46
then you're supposed
to be an auto mechanic.

:12:48
SAMIR: So what did you say?
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I never had an answer.
:12:52
I guess that's why
I'm working at lnitech.

:12:54
No. You're working at lnitech...
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'cause that question
is bullshit to begin with.

:12:58
If everyone listened to her,
there'd be no janitors...

:13:00
because no one would clean shit
if they had a million dollars.

:13:02
SAMIR: You know what I would do
if I had a million dollars?

:13:04
I would invest half of it
in glorious mutual funds...

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and then take the other half
to my friend Asadulah...

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who works in securities--
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MICHAEL: Samir. Samir,
you're missing the point.

:13:13
The point of the exercise is
you're supposed to figure out...

:13:15
what you would want to do if--
:13:19
"PC load letter"?
What the fuck does that mean?

:13:39
[Turns on television]
:13:44
LAWRENCE: Hey, Peter, man!
Check out channel nine!

:13:47
Check out this chick!
:13:48
Damn it! Lawrence,
can't you just pretend...

:13:50
Iike we can't hear
each other through the wall?

:13:53
LAWRENCE: Oh, sorry, man!
Anne over there or somethin'?

:13:55
No, but...
:13:57
If you want to talk to me,
just come over.


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