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:15:01
at six a.m.
every day this week...

:15:04
drag up to Las Golindas.
:15:07
I'm doin' the drywall up there
at the new McDonald's.

:15:10
Let me ask you something.
:15:13
When you come in on Monday, and
you're not feelin' real well...

:15:15
does anyone ever say to you...
:15:16
"Sounds like someone
has a case of the Mondays"?

:15:20
No.
:15:22
No, man.
:15:25
Shit, no, man.
:15:26
You'd get your ass kicked,
sayin' something like that, man.

:15:29
PETER: Huh.
:15:31
LAWRENCE: We still goin' fishin'
this weekend?

:15:32
Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me
come in on Saturday.

:15:34
I just know it.
:15:36
LAWRENCE: Well, you can
get out of that easily.

:15:37
PETER: Yeah? How?
:15:39
Well...
:15:41
when a boss wants you
to work on Saturday...

:15:43
he generally asks you
at the end of the day, right?

:15:46
PETER: Yeah.
:15:47
LAWRENCE: So all you gotta do is
avoid him--that's all right...

:15:49
I got it--on the last few hours
on Friday...

:15:52
duck out early...
:15:53
turn off
your answering machine...

:15:55
you should be home free, man.
:15:59
That's a really good idea.
:16:02
Fuckin' "A," man.
:16:04
Lawrence, what would you do
if you had a million dollars?

:16:09
I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
:16:12
Two chicks
at the same time, man.

:16:18
That's it?
:16:20
If you had a million dollars...
:16:21
you'd do two chicks
at the same time?

:16:23
Damn straight. I've always
wanted to do that, man.

:16:26
I think if I were a millionaire,
I could hook that up, too...

:16:29
'cause chicks dig dudes
with money.

:16:31
Well, not all chicks.
:16:32
The type of chicks that would
double up on a dude like me do.

:16:35
Good point.
:16:36
LAWRENCE: What about you, now?
What would you do?

:16:38
Besides two chicks
at the same time?

:16:40
Well, yeah.
:16:41
Nothing.
:16:43
Nothin', huh?
:16:45
I would relax.
:16:47
I would sit on my ass all day.
:16:51
I would do nothing.
:16:52
You don't need a million dollars
to do nothin', man.

:16:55
Take a look at my cousin.
:16:57
He's broke, don't do shit.

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