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and indulge us and just...
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tell us a little more?
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Oh, yeah.
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Let me tell you something
about T.P.S. reports.

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Ahh...
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The thing is, Bob,
it's not that I'm lazy.

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It's that I just don't care.
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PORTER: Don't...don't care?
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It's a problem of motivation,
all right?

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Now, if I work my ass off...
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and lnitech
ships a few extra units...

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I don't see another dime.
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So where's the motivation?
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And here's something else,
Bob...

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I have eight different bosses
right now.

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-I beg your pardon?
-Eight bosses.

:36:35
-Eight?
-Eight, Bob.

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So that means that
when I make a mistake...

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I have eight different people
coming by to tell me about it.

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That's my only real motivation,
is not to be hassled.

:36:46
That and the fear
of losing my job.

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But you know, Bob...
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that'll only make someone
work just hard enough...

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not to get fired.
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SLYDELL: Would you bear with me
for just a second, please?

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PETER: OK.
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SLYDELL: What if--
and believe me...

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this is strictly hypothetical--
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but what if you were offered
some kind of a stock option...

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equity-sharing program?
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Would that do anything for you?
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I don't know. I guess.
Listen, I'm gonna go.

:37:13
Uh, it's been really nice
talking to both of you guys.

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-Yes.
-Absolutely.

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SLYDELL: Pleasure's all on this
side of the table, trust me.

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Good luck
with your layoffs, all right?

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I hope your firings
go really well.

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-OK.
-Thanks a lot.

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SLYDELL: Great. Wow.
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BILL:
So, Peter, what's happening?

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Listen, uh...
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STAN: Joanna, would you
come here a minute, please?

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JOANNA: Yeah.
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I'm sorry I was late, but I
was having lunch, and l, uh...

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STAN: We need to talk about
your flair.

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JOANNA: Really?
l--I have fifteen pieces on.

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I also...

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