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Peter, what we'd like to do
is put you into position...

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to have as many
as four people...

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working right underneath you.
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This is a big promotion, Pete.
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So you're going
to fire Michael and Samir...

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and give me more money?
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SLYDELL: Uh-huh.
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Wow!
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MICHAEL: Hmm. Yeah.
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That's it.
That's exactly what I need.

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Give it to me.
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Come on, you little fucker,
let's go.

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That's what I need.
Let's do that.

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Let's do exactly that,
you little fuck--

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-Michael.
-Hey.

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PETER: Listen to me.
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What are you doing tonight?
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PETER: Michael, there comes
a point in a man's life...

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and maybe that time for you
is now...

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when it doesn't hurt to start
thinking about the future.

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Uh, no offense there, Peter...
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but speak for yourself there,
sport.

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I'm not the one who's been
flakin' out at work.

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I know you had this religious
experience or whatever...

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but get your shit together,
or you're gonna get canned.

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Yeah, and, uh, and l--Listen...
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That virus
you're always talking about...

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the one that could
rip off the company...

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for a bunch of money.
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Yeah, what about it?
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Well, how does it work?
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It's pretty brilliant.
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What it does is every time
there's a bank transaction...

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where interest is computed--
there are thousands a day--

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the computer ends up with
these fractions of a cent...

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which it usually rounds off.
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What this does is it takes
those little remainders...

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and puts it into an account.
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-This sounds familiar.
-They did it in "Superman Ill."

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PETER: Right, uh...
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MICHAEL:
An underrated movie, actually.

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There were hackers that did it
in the seventies as well.

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-So they check for this now.
-No, here's the thing.

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Initech's so backed up with all
the software we're updating...

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they'd never notice.
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You're right.
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Even if they wanted to, they
couldn't check all that code.

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MICHAEL: Thumbs up their asses.
Thumbs up their asses.


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